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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

GOODBYE

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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