- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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