- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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