- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Click here to end the world.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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