A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Smelly Indians.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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