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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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