Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

How do you end a sentence

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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