That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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