- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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