- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Justin's life

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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