- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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