the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

A shark ate your mom

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

the bible

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

were you expecting a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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