- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A man died.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Take part of what?

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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