- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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