Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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