- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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