- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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