What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A cat playing laser tag.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A women left the kitchen.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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