Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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