- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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