Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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