What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What? Yes.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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