- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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