- Anti Joke

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

cats are pussies

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died