- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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