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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

There once was this guy and he fell down

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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