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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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