- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

what is orange? an orange

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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