- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

I enjoy Popcorn

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

identical jokes get different votes.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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