Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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pee

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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identical jokes get different votes.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Sixty... eight

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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