- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

A fat guy!

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I just threw up..In my pants.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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