- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Pickles

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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