Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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