Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Vaginal secretions

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What would u like to drink?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

here's a joke... the american education society

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