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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

women's rights

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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