- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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