- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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