- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Once upon a time a was born

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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