- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Knock knock! Just kidding.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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