- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

scraggle is in you pillow case

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