- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Antijokes...

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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