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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Tilt your screen back .

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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