Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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The Labour Party.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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You were born.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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