- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Male leadership.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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