Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Anti Joke

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