What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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womens rights

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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