- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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