Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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