- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

The New York Giants

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

The FCC

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

your face

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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