- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Im gay What about you

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

its funny cuz i laughed!

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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