- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Once, I went to Peru.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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