- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Charlie Sheen is winning

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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