Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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