Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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