What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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I wrote a funny joke.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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they're dead. idiot.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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